| YooperRoo: | lets talk like we are joey and randi
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| YooperRoo: | and talk about things they'd talk about
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| TravisJDuBord: | OK
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| TravisJDuBord: | so you know how i was suppose to stop doing coke...well guess who talked me into it last night on the bus while you and becky slept, while mama drove the bus
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| YooperRoo: | is the sphynx seriously back into that?
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| TravisJDuBord: | um yeah...and talked me into after i cried to you saying i would never do it again
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| TravisJDuBord: | im so sorry
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| TravisJDuBord: | but shit, it was fun
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| YooperRoo: | Well as long as you don't get so into that that is what you live for like The Sphynx
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| YooperRoo: | but you know what, i'm sick of your "i'm a busy rocker" attitude. in case you forgot, i loved you BEFORE you were famous, so you don't need to pull that kind of crap with me.
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| TravisJDuBord: | hey...do you wanna be on Joey Lazors arm at the Grammys or Mister Mister.....so watch what you say to me...Cyndi Lauper is just a phone call away
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| YooperRoo: | oh please. i know that cyndi lauper is trash compared to me and you'd never be caught dead with her. as much as you like to play it cool and act like you don't care, you need me.
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| TravisJDuBord: | Keep telling yourself that. If thats the case why did Joan Jett do a line with us last night and beg me to sleep with her. You need me more then I need you
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| YooperRoo: | don't tell me that you honestly wanted to sleep with joan jett
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| TravisJDuBord: | Of course not, your the only one I would do that with. I just get upset and say things that I dont mean. I saw how you were looking at Brett Michaels, when we opened for Poison. He was ready for you...it was all over his face and yours.
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| TravisJDuBord: | Your just as bad
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| YooperRoo: | (OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD)
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| TravisJDuBord: | (me too!!)
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| TravisJDuBord: | (im getting really into this)
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| YooperRoo: | Joey, you know I flirt, but it's nothing more than that. I like the attention. I like feeling like I'm attractive. But you know that I'd never ever consider being with anyone but you
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| TravisJDuBord: | I just feel sometimes you cant keep up with my lifestyle. I mean you just need to let things happen, if I do a line and your next to me, you do one to, its rude not to, esp. in front of The Sphynx, you know his temper, plus its so in...and very very cool
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| YooperRoo: | i don't know joey... i'm just not comfortable. I mean, smoking a little pot is one thing, but doing coke? it just seems so dirty to me
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| YooperRoo: | (i bet if we talked enough like this we'd eventually start to believe we were them. I already think I'm randi way too much)
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| TravisJDuBord: | (me too)
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| YooperRoo: | (case in point is the fact that when we are talking like the real "us" we put it in parenthesis) |
