April 2009
9 posts
In “The Boyfriend,” Travis and I had to do a relativly simple tap dance. Travis, however, did not find it to be relatively easy. He wanted to practice it all of the time. This annoyed the shit out of me so every night before the show went up, Travis and I would get in a huge shouting match in front of everyone back stage because he would want to go over the steps AGAIN and I...
“LOL - are you and Trav wasted right now and making up tumblrs?”
– My sister No we aren’t! But she just confirmed our thoughts that everyone is going to think we were drunk when all of these stories happened because we are so stupid.
Horror Movie Night (Except we didn't watch one)
So one night at Nicoles, and it couldnt have been a thursday because we would have been drinking Bacardi Limon around a Bon-Fire if it were, we thought it would be fun to play Horror Movie. We made our friend Jake be the killer (Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees etc. style) where he would just walk around trying to catch us. We would run and he would just walk. And he would actually catch us! So when...
One More Thing....
Forgot to mention we were 18 years old!
Travis's turn to help.
So also during the week in a half it took us to make like three posters each, at school, we would be in chorale and me Nicole would try to talk to each other from across the room. Of course I never knew what she was saying, because instead of lipping the words with her hands on the side of her mouth she would cover her mouth. So I had no idea what she was saying. So after class we would wait for...
When we first created Lazor, Travis and I would...
YooperRoo: lets talk like we are joey and randi
YooperRoo: and talk about things they'd talk about
TravisJDuBord: OK
TravisJDuBord: so you know how i was suppose to stop doing coke...well guess who talked me into it last night on the bus while you and becky slept, while mama drove the bus
YooperRoo: is the sphynx seriously back into that?
TravisJDuBord: um yeah...and talked me into after i cried to you saying i would never do it again
TravisJDuBord: im so sorry
TravisJDuBord: but shit, it was fun
YooperRoo: Well as long as you don't get so into that that is what you live for like The Sphynx
YooperRoo: but you know what, i'm sick of your "i'm a busy rocker" attitude. in case you forgot, i loved you BEFORE you were famous, so you don't need to pull that kind of crap with me.
TravisJDuBord: hey...do you wanna be on Joey Lazors arm at the Grammys or Mister Mister.....so watch what you say to me...Cyndi Lauper is just a phone call away
YooperRoo: oh please. i know that cyndi lauper is trash compared to me and you'd never be caught dead with her. as much as you like to play it cool and act like you don't care, you need me.
TravisJDuBord: Keep telling yourself that. If thats the case why did Joan Jett do a line with us last night and beg me to sleep with her. You need me more then I need you
YooperRoo: don't tell me that you honestly wanted to sleep with joan jett
TravisJDuBord: Of course not, your the only one I would do that with. I just get upset and say things that I dont mean. I saw how you were looking at Brett Michaels, when we opened for Poison. He was ready for you...it was all over his face and yours.
TravisJDuBord: Your just as bad
YooperRoo: (OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD)
TravisJDuBord: (me too!!)
TravisJDuBord: (im getting really into this)
YooperRoo: Joey, you know I flirt, but it's nothing more than that. I like the attention. I like feeling like I'm attractive. But you know that I'd never ever consider being with anyone but you
TravisJDuBord: I just feel sometimes you cant keep up with my lifestyle. I mean you just need to let things happen, if I do a line and your next to me, you do one to, its rude not to, esp. in front of The Sphynx, you know his temper, plus its so in...and very very cool
YooperRoo: i don't know joey... i'm just not comfortable. I mean, smoking a little pot is one thing, but doing coke? it just seems so dirty to me
YooperRoo: (i bet if we talked enough like this we'd eventually start to believe we were them. I already think I'm randi way too much)
TravisJDuBord: (me too)
YooperRoo: (case in point is the fact that when we are talking like the real "us" we put it in parenthesis)
The Boyfriend = No friends for Nicole and Trav
During the fall of our senior year in High School, Travis and I decided we were going to cast our fall musical, “The Boyfriend,” ourselves. Naturally we casted us as the leads. Then we stupidly shared it with our friend John Mackenzie and from there word got out. Well, after that, everyone hated us (even though we casted it practically perfectly) so we only had each other to hang out...